The itinerary...

Land in Mumbai. Check out the Bollywood scene. Then head down to Goa to party with the Germans and Israeli's (how they get along down there, beats the hell out of me).

From Goa, we head into Kerala (which, I've been told, is simply magical).

Head back up to Goa and then fly to Jaipur. Check out the land of those famous warrior Sikhs.

From Jaipur, head West in direction of Pakistan to Jasilamere (maybe visit the Tiger Park from the Jungle Book), and follow up into Udaipur (remember Bond in Octopussy??).

From Udaipur, we head back into U.P. and directly to Agra (Taj Mahal), up to Delhi (visit friends of friends of friends ... it's like 7 degrees to Jesse & Erik). From there we hitch a plane ride to Varanasi for a tour through the Gats ... maybe take a little dip in the Ganges me-self (expect to see a radioactive Jesse upon return to LAX).

Back to Delhi and then that long plane ride back home...